He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
He:"Is this seat empty?"
She:"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
He:"So, wanna go back to my place?"
She:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
He:"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
She:"It's in the phone book."
He:"But I don't know your name."
She:"That's in the phone book too."
He:"What sign were you born under?"
He:"I know how to please a woman."
She:"Then please leave me alone."
He:"Haven't we met before?"
She:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Mental Hospital."
He:"I want to give myself to you."
She:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
He:"I can tell that you want me."
She:"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
He:"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
He:"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
She:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
He:"May I see you pretty soon?"
She:"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
He:"Your body is like a temple."
She:"Sorry, there are no services today."
He:"I'd go through anything for you."
She:"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
He:"I would go to the end of the world for you."
She:"Yes, but would you stay there?"
He:"Your place or mine?"
She:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: Does beauty run in your family?
She: It obviously doesn't in yours!
He: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
She:Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
She: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
He:"You look like a dream."
She: "Go back to sleep."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?